- No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese fire ants. They’ll wipe out the ticks.

- But aren’t the ants even worse?

- Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of spider that thrives on ant meat.

- But then we’re stuck with spiders!

- No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the spiders simply freeze to death.