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		jacques_chester on Sept 8, 2018 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Poaching Tesla > Accordingly, some have concluded that Apple should acquire Tesla as a way of quickly jumping into the transportation industry. I produce salty remarks. McDonald's produces salty food. Therefore McDonald's should buy me out as a way of quickly jumping into the HN snark industry.

Phlarp on Sept 8, 2018 [–]

To be fair, if McDonald's did want to move into the HN snark space, buying out existing contributors would be an effective way to go about doing it.

jacques_chester on Sept 8, 2018 | [–]

I will stand by for the screenshot of my smiling mug on Our Incredible Journey.

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