Why not go pandemic?

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well you do want a small chance the judge will side with you.

In practical terms both versions likely have zero chance of success. Sadly.

Although scientifically speaking, the rounding off error of your original formulation is bigger :)

Better trying to find another E-Corp willing to do the same and stack both against each other.