People do dumb things with SQL, but depending on the query/set of columns, 2k is a pretty quick line count to reach.
Just dont use select *, have a wide table, do more than a few trivial operations moving data around, and you'll get to 2k pretty quick.
That being said, people do dumb stuff with SQL all the time;
The worst query I have ever seen was 11MB, megabytes.
The worst query plan I have ever seen generated a plan that was ~130MB.
I regularly have people ask questions in #sqlhelp (https://sqlps.io/slack/ SQL Server focused) like "Why can I only have 2100 parameters to a stored procedure?" (dude was super mad that I asked if his design might use some rework.)
Id agree with you about keeping it as simple as possible