I am one of these people, and what I have to do is once every couple of quarters go through my open windows and tabs and edit them down by going through them and deciding to (a) read them and close them (b) close them without reading, or (c) drag the tab into a window to save it for later.

A real solution: emacs buffer management style for my tabs please? Maybe web pages that don't need a gig of ram for a tab or two? Please?