Don't worry, one day we all end up working for Amazon and they provide Amazon Healthcare at their Amazon Hospitals (wait times decreased to see a doctor based on PPH [picks per hour] minus TOT [time off task]). On your way back to work, don't forget to grab your prescription at the Amazon Pharmacy, where you can buy some Amazon Drugs (side effects might include decreased productivity, please use sparingly).
The depressing part is the realization that it was supposed to be Costco, the good guys in retail, but we will end up with Amazon universities instead :(
