Damn. Was hoping they, somehow, trained an AI from the inscriptions of the great and mighty that would yield the appropriate dismissive, threatening, ... text.

You might be able to fine-tune GPT-3 on Assyrian Inscriptions and create a GPTiglath-Pileser III

GPT-3 handles cuneiform or hieroglyphics?!

I am Esarhaddon, killer of bots, maimer of phishers, destroyer of scammers.

This article made me lol.