I don't think NLP-based sentiment analysis qualifies as thinking.

It was 'smarter' than many people I know. Are they not thinking either?

It's called empathy. Maybe you should surround yourself with people who actually posses empathy so you don't need to waste your time ruminating over people who just don't care to take care of themselves.

Also, I would recommend avoiding shallow arguments.

Ah. Then I must avoid you, to be sure. Thanks for the trite advice.