Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the furthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness: a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say 'no.' But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow.
I think I've said yes in that comment once or twice. I don't know how well you think you are performing as you're trying to force this lame literary device you've invented, but I don't think insulting me is going to get you very far.
