(Cool. I've moved on from ergodox to lily58 and have a cst trackball.)

This last weekend I pulled out my 12 year old Thinkpad running custom qtile window manager to transfer old DV movies to mp4s. Sadly my muscle memory was mostly gone and I had to revert to gnome... (Hanging my head in shame.)

I'm shining a laser pointer into a fiber cable to write this comment, come at me

I quantum entangled some atoms in my brain with some atoms in each of the starlink satellite's networking gear and use that to respond to comments. Don't tell elon.

Switch to a Dvorak layout (with blank keycaps!) and you will have all the bases covered.

My old team used to buy donuts on computers that were left unattended and logged in, as a game to get people to lock their screens. Dvorak alone saved me a couple of times!

Somehow vertical mice are also good for keeping people away.

Same, few more labels and a more stock mapping but I’ve seen people give up after seconds of attempting it.

That sounds lovely. I use a trackball and no one wants to ever use my system, either, heh.