Errr, what's the definition of "wet" that you are using?

Isn't the common definition of "wet" that it has water on it?

So, by that definition... 100% of water molecules would be "wet".

The standard definition of wetting doesn't mention water. (For one thing, other liquids can make stuff wet.)

The first few paragraphs on wikipedia are a pretty good summary, and the article also includes a picture of a water bead failing to wet a surface:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting

From that:

    Wetting is the ability of a liquid to maintain contact with a solid surface ...

There's no solid surface for our purposes here, so that doesn't really seem to apply all that well?