I did say similar, not exactly. There may or may not be some effective law preventing this type of thing specifically, but in my mind, this is an edge case[0] and doesn't detract from my overall point, which is that eliminating non competes will overwhelming not end up with this being a plausible scenario.
[0]: that the California government anticipated and defined, to their credit
[0]: that the California government anticipated and defined, to their credit