I rather suspect that won't matter to The Onion.

I'm sure Zombie Kaczynski will have cogent contributions to make still.

My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie Kaczynski

Not a movie I would not see.

I feel tragically unsupported by a member of the HN family

We still love you.

Wait, I just noticed the double negative. I choose to believe that means you support my life quest explicitly.

I’ll be sure to wait for the RedLetterMedia’s Half in the Bag review on it.

Unless you’re going to go for Best of the Worst. Then I might actually watch the movie itself too.

"The Unazombie"

Dead Kaczynski

Unazomber, maybe?

Brilliant plus bonus: your spelling was Unabomber-correct

Suh-weet!

": Sometimes It Just Takes One"

You’re hired

Positive ones, even!

If T. Herman Zweibel didn't let corporeal death force him out of the Onion, why should Kaczynski?

That's what they want us to think... Is what I'm pretty sure InfoWars would tell me.

I mean would the Onion lie to us