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A couple days late, but its still 2024. Here's mine, I'll go back and check in a year. I'll try and do at least 10 predictions for future laughs. In 2025, we will:

* Extract more crude oil than in any year in history.

* Produce more steel than in any year in history.

* Not produce more cement than in any year in history.

* Install more solar capacity than in any year in history.

* See a US federal government funded by CRs (no budget will be passed).

* Experience power outages worldwide from a CME.

* See the US officially declare war on more than one country to export immigrants.

* See the AMOC measurably weaken and cause flooding on the Eastern coast of the US.

* See me sell my first game or application.

* See an end to the war in the Ukraine, with Russia gaining the Donbas region.

* Go crazy with the Steam Deck 2.

* Observe that a keyboard left unattended next to my 5 year old will result in key mashing. * [o[p 8.ikomt,j8mhykufvgvjlrdl,kersrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk777777777777771111111111111111110000000000000000333333333333333123456789012356789w23536376376276217111111111111111654321`1234567890-z/.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;GFV



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