SF versions:
"I Always Do what Teddy Says" (1964), by Harry Harrison.[1]
"A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer", in Neil Stephenson's The Diamond Age.
[1] https://archive.org/details/bestofharryharri0000harr_z2p6
SF versions:
"I Always Do what Teddy Says" (1964), by Harry Harrison.[1]
"A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer", in Neil Stephenson's The Diamond Age.
[1] https://archive.org/details/bestofharryharri0000harr_z2p6