"The Beaverton is a news satire and parody publication. All articles contained within this website and on its social media accounts, however similar to real events, are fictitious."
since adsurdity is becoming normalised, how about another great big deal, where Canada does some territorial trading, the US can have southern onterrible and total rights to the tar belt, and Canada gets Maine, Mass, and Alaska as new provinces, and the EU gets central Quebec, and , and, and , I know, I know, we get another remote layer of beurocracy that we cant afford, with perhaps a WAR to go and fight.
all in all, the current political situation makes the case for substance abuse and addiction's as coping mechanisms
https://www.thebeaverton.com/site-disclaimer/