All boiling in a pot
A load of soot came tumbling down
and spoiled the blinking lot
Alternative. The Angel of the Lord came down and eat the blinking lot.
Definitely British. Evidenced by the term 'kidney bean'
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer *(reindeer)*
Had a very shiny nose *(like a light bulb)*
And if you ever saw it *(saw it)*
You would even say it glows *(like a light bulb)*
All of the other reindeer *(reindeer)*
Used to laugh and call him names *(like Pinochio)*
They never let poor Rudolph *(Rudolph)*
Play in any reindeer games *(like Monopoly)*
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say *(Ho Ho Ho)*
Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then all the reindeer loved him *(loved him)*
And they shouted out with glee *(yippee)*
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer *(reindeer)*
You'll go down in history!" *(Like George Washington!")*
a (original?) version is from 1975 on john denver's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlvxvSDOrAA
