But, but, but we know for certain that there's nothing to worry about, nothing wrong, no violation of the Fourth Amendment. How do we know? Because the FISA court, all bow down, assume an appropriately servile, submissive, obsequious, respectful posture, told us so!

And we all know that the FISA court is infallible, the great Wizard ("pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"), deserving of all our trust, right?

Thank you; thank you; thank you, oh wonderful, all knowing, all seeing, all wise, all powerful, wonderful FISA court watching over us and taking such good care of us!!

FISA court, I don't know who you are, where you are, what you do, or how to contact you or review your work, but I know that you are now watching over all of us.

What a new day! For 200+ years we've had the restrictive Constitution from those skeptical founding fathers and suffered under such paranoia as

"The price of liberty is eternal vigilance"

when all we needed was the wonderful Father FISA court! Why didn't the founding fathers think of this???? I can believe that Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and even Pol Pot thought of this -- why not our founding fathers?

At a secure, undisclosed location in the private chambers of the FISA court:

"Darn, why can't we keep those ink pads for our rubber stamps in stock?

Oh, well, the rest of the day is shot. Back to watching those SnapChat intercepts from Sweden!".