I would take you up on that Pho if it was at Pho24 on Pham Ngu Lao, right near De Tham, District 1 HCMC Socialist Republic of Vietnam :-) How about a few Bia Babas with ice at GO2 Bar, outside, going through a pack of Viet Marlies, then a walk to Guns and Roses to hustle the locals over the free pool table and skip before we get hustled back for all we're worth. We can end the nigh toking up a fat one outside Allez Boo and chatting with passers by.

Feel free to bring along a Fortune 500 CEO, but please make sure the guy can shoot a mean 9-ball and can hold his own drink.